THE LIMP DOG
By way of Harry Brown
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he laid the
dog on the table, Doctor Buck pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor
on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the Doc shook his head sadly and
said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away." "What?" screamed the man.
"How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want
another opinion!"
With that, Doc turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with
a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, sniffing the poor
dog on the table and checking him out thoroughly. After a considerable amount
of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head and went, "Woof."
The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments
with a cat, which walked around the poor dog several times and then sadly
shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran out
of the room. The veterinarian said, "There's nothing more I can do."
He handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went postal. "Six hundred
dollars?!?! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!" Doc shook
his head sadly and explained, "If you had taken my word for it, the cost
would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."